Slurry Beta

Infrequent ruminations on nothing.

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Live Blog Post No. 3

Good news! We've found josh's ipod. Actually, I found it in the first place I looked: under the crackers. Needless to say, we're both pretty happy right now. Unfortunately, none of my clothes were under the crackers.

That's all. We're on the Pennsylvania toll road right now and it's quite a road, let me tell you.

5 Comments:

At 1:52 PM, Blogger jake said...

What's the music situation? Chill iron and wine type music for the long stretches, or more upbeat stuff to keep you awake?

How about giving us a road trip mix?

 
At 1:52 PM, Blogger Kraemerica said...

Whats the route? Any confrontations with Lot Lizards (prostitutes) at large truck stops?

 
At 4:02 PM, Blogger DC Josh said...

Hey asshole, you left me at the last rest stop! At least I got your crackberry, bitch.

Just kidding sportsfans. Beta is at the heelm at present, and I gotta admit, the boy is made for truckin.

Let's get to readers questions...
Jake: upbeat tunes, npr podcasts, comedy albums, and the new chuk klosterman book in mp3 format. Oh, and the sweet sweet sounds of my kat whininhg in his kennel.

(Sorry for misspellings. No surrender. No delete. Copyright: beta)

Kreamerica: not yet, but we have high, very high, hopes for the truck stopsn in ohio... Which we just entered, for those of you keeping score at home.

Jake, one last word from the current captain of big trouble little china (BTLC), "you have two more days as king of mpls, there is a new sherrif comin to town"

That's all for now, check back often for the news as it happens here at the edge of the world wide web.

Your friends: DCJosh and the Slurry One

 
At 4:05 PM, Blogger DC Josh said...

Hey asshole, you left me at the last rest stop! At least I got your crackberry, bitch.

Just kidding sportsfans. Beta is at the heelm at present, and I gotta admit, the boy is made for truckin.

Let's get to readers questions...
Jake: upbeat tunes, npr podcasts, comedy albums, and the new chuk klosterman book in mp3 format. Oh, and the sweet sweet sounds of my kat whininhg in his kennel.

(Sorry for misspellings. No surrender. No delete. Copyright: beta)

Kreamerica: not yet, but we have high, very high, hopes for the truck stopsn in ohio... Which we just entered, for those of you keeping score at home.

Jake, one last word from the current captain of big trouble little china (BTLC), "you have two more days as king of mpls, there is a new sherrif comin to town"

That's all for now, check back often for the news as it happens here at the edge of the world wide web.

Your friends: DCJosh and the Slurry One

 
At 7:50 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

here's a topic, discuss:

6/26/07 A Texas death-row inmate wants to go out laughing. He is soliciting jokes on the Internet. And he plans to tell one or two of them before receiving a lethal injection. Patrick Knight was convicted of murdering two elderly neighbors. Now he is paying the penalty, but he says he wants to bring some levity to the situation.
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Condemned prisoner Patrick Knight was executed Tuesday evening for the deaths of an Amarillo-area couple without delivering a promised funny punch line.

In a final statement, in which he had said he would tell a joke, Knight thanked God for his friends and asked for help for innocent men on death row. He named several he said were innocent. His voice shaking and nearly in tears, he said, "Not all of us are innocent, but those are."

After expressing love to some friends, he said, "I said I was going to tell a joke. Death has set me free. That's the biggest joke. I deserve this."

"And the other joke is that I am not Patrick Bryan Knight and y'all can't stop this execution now. Go ahead, I'm finished."

Nine minutes later at 6:21 p.m. CT, he was pronounced dead.

 

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