Something's 'Brewing' at Starbucks

(The horrendous pun in the title is for the sole enjoyment of Johnny Vegas, the quintessential pun artiste)

For the second time in about a week and a half, the so-called Barista at Starbucks has given me a venti instead of the grande latte that I ordered and paid for. Obviously, she wants to go steady but I’m going to see how many venti coffees she gives me first.