An Apology to My Readers

Dear Readers:

Please accept my sincerest apologies for not writing anything for the past week and a half. I have been extremely busy playing Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2004. Please stop flooding my inbox with emails.

thank you.

ps. I am currently working on a few things that will eventually make their way into this blog for your viewing pleasure. Here they are, in no particular order:

• The Great American Novel (title and subject pending)
• Brian Wilson Begets Carnie & Wendy, Michelle Philips Begets Chynna: Ruminations on Wilson Phillips
• United States Military Legal Codes for Dummies
• Vodka: What is it? How does it affect my body?
• Cursing With Grace
• Suing the Songwriter: A Discourse On Rock Bands That Tour Sans Lead Singers and Songwriters (Possible Alternative Title: Oh Sherry: The Steve Perry Experience)
• Extreme Sarcasm is a Double Edged Sword
• Proper Wedding Etiquette
• Night Moves: An Official Endorsement of Bob Seger

COMMENTS

Please hurry with "Vodka: What is it? How does it affect my body?" This is information I need to know soon as its effects have been debilitating for me on several occasions. Also, a guide to proper wedding etiquette could deem very useful in the near future.

Posted by: Erik | August 23, 2005 09:45 PM

Deem, did I write that, WTF.

Posted by: Erik | August 23, 2005 09:45 PM

Erik, I will do what I can.

The post will involve a scientific experiment. Perhaps you could help me set it up, say, September 17th.

Posted by: Brian | August 23, 2005 10:19 PM